"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
I. AM. CRYING.
the fucking door frame one…
The liquor one killed me
if u have a pet tarantula i have so many questions for u. first off what the fuck is wrong with u
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|—||Oscar Wilde (via kushandwizdom)|