Kiss My Sass
wendyortizart:

Zombie Pin-up.. soon to be a tattoo.
http://eatsleepcreaterepeat.tumblr.com/

wendyortizart:

Zombie Pin-up.. soon to be a tattoo.

http://eatsleepcreaterepeat.tumblr.com/

kanyewave:

i fucks with the left outfit

kanyewave:

i fucks with the left outfit

ourloveissemperfii:

Kittyyy
Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

In marriage, you will win every battle if you fight it together and you will lose every battle if you fight it against each other. In good times and bad, remember that your spouse is always your partner and never your enemy.

half our deen

(via malakadny-mademoiselleisafairy)
overcomethedistance:

Bens mom 😂

overcomethedistance:

Bens mom 😂