Kiss My Sass
She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect.
Californication (via muted-emotionss)

thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

rotifers:

How can people think opossums are ugly? This precious baby is clutching its own tail with all four paws!

zooeydeschannoying:

datassium:

just leaving this here for everyone…

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Ahhhh I can’t wait!!!

Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me.  (via lovequotesrus)

Off to the gym finally…
Vets are all called, I have to figure out which one only wants to charge me for an arm and not a leg too. I found out I can’t go to a dentist because my tricare doesn’t even cover it, I had to call and set an apt up with my primary care manager just to get a referral for an allergist and for the bump on the back of my head. Which sucks. I’m too impatient for all of this. And it’ll be at 8 so I’ll hit traffic from both bases. And I just want this bump gone/removed. I can’t sleep if I’m having pressure on that side of my head and I can’t make it go away on my own. Why can’t I just be fucking normal?!? :,(

eternallove10:

That moment you turn up your music really loud wearing headphones and it sound’s way better than when you listen to it in the car and feels amazing to hear. 

Please

themazeinmymind:

this—too—shall—pass:

charlotteemilee:

Life goal. Husband wife goals.

shipwr3ckedsoul:

t0rtured-withiin:

God yes.



thisssss

shipwr3ckedsoul:

t0rtured-withiin:

God yes.

thisssss